Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Craigslist fun

heres an ad I put on craigslist this morning. Sure to bring LOLs


body:I have one set of Truck Nutz exactly like the ones pictured below. I know these are quite popular with the rough and tumble classy line dancing crowd. sure to impress your friends. these come from a smoke free homosexual home and were never used outside the house or mounted on a vehicle, they are in great shape! What better way to teach the children of total strangers about the human anatomy then to put nutz on your 4 x 4 truck! just in time for christmas!! email me if interested!

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Cool future shit, that isnt so ool anymore

So I was thinking about cool 70s movies i loved as a kid. Being a little kid in the 70s I loved the movie Logan's Run. I thought that shit was super bad assed. Basically there were no old people and once you turned 30 you would go into the big arena and you would get zapped by a laser. not really sure why you would just willingly let yourself be put to death once you turned 30 but the thought of no grown ups was pretty awesome. Also they had this kick ass pussy on demand setup, its kinda like your On Demand channel you have on your cable box now , except instead of a movie, you would scroll through until you found a hot chick or dood and then they would like teleport or something and then you would have dirty sex. Im not really sure how they teleported, but its in the future so who knows what kind of shit they invented. Now that i think about it, who the fuck invented this shit if everyone dies when they are 30. When i was 30 all I wanted to do was to go to hardcore shows, bang chubby chicks, and play ps2. but I digress. At the time the thought of no old people was kick ass. now Im old, I think that would be a totally bogus operation.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Pizza Dick



So this morning I was chowing down on a super awesome lean cuisine deluxe personal pizza. Only 300 calories! You know that shit is delicious. Anyway, I guess I got a little excited about it, because its now almost lunchtime and I just went to take a piss and got really scared when i pulled my monster schlong out and it had red stuff all over it. Almost fainted and was upset until I realized somehow I got pizza sauce on my vag master. I have no idea how I did it but I thought you guys might be amused by it. Ive got Pizza dick.