Diarrhea cha cha cha

ok so my roomate called me this morning she was like. You have a problem. Last night i wasnt at home so she was taking care of my puppies. apparently the dogs caught a squirrel and were so proud of it they wouldnt give it to her, just ran around the back yard munching on the tasty corpse. Anyway, so last night she lets the dogs in and goes to sleep. she said she woke up in the middle of the night to a horrible stench seeping under the door. Poor little petey got diarrhea from chewing on a rotted squirrel and had diarrhea all over the place. I was informed I would have to clean it up when I got home cuz she wasnt gonna touch it. This bums me out. I figured readers would enjoy this story as it has to do with feces and my misfortune