ok so me & the asian girl with the crazy baby daddy were rockin out playin Guitar hero last night, I was chugging cherry coke zero, and she was blasting vodka. Anyway about 10;30 she decides she wants some chicken wings, I had to get to bed because Im a responsible adult so I wished her good luck on her chicken wing hunt and sent her on her way. 30 minutes later I get a call. She said she had got a flat. So I get my chubby ass out of bed, Im rockin some old navy sleep pants with polar bears on them that my mom got me from christmas, put my tools in my truck and go out & find that crazy bitch has apparently ran over a curb or something at 60 mph. Anyway, Im geting cranky cuz Im an old man and need my sleep, so i fix that shit like talledega nights, and go back to get my beauty sleep. She heads off to continue her quest for chicken wings. fast forard another hour and she's knockin on my door. Guess what! she fuckin did the same shit & fucked up her spare! wtf! she was 2 miles away from my house. wtf! Check this stupid shit out. i swear my head is about to explode.