Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Fuck Birds, or Jesus Rode a Dinsosaur

So i used to like birds. I thought blue jays were pretty and I liked to hear birds chirping and singing. Then I realized that all birds were descended from dinosaurs. This disturbed me but if you look closely, birds are creepy, they jerk their heads around and have soulless eyes. Now whenever I eat some bojangles chicken fingers I relish the thought that here I am millions of years later exacting payback for my cavemen ancestors who had to fight dinosaurs. I know they say cavemen didnt live with dinosaurs but thats bullshit cuz I watched a christian show that proved that jesus was real because dragons from mythology were really leftover dinosaurs. Im not sure how their logic extrapolated that to prove that jesus existed but it made sense at the time. anyway, fuck birds. when I see a baby bird fall out of its nest. I feed it to my dogs. they are delicious