Human Kibble for Poor People

So I was daydreaming this morning as I heated up a lean cuisine for breakfast and i was thinking about what a pain in the ass it is having to try & decide what i wanted to eat for every meal. It would be so much easier if I didnt have to worry about whether i wanted a cheeseburger for breakfast or steak tips Dijon. My puppies eat the same thing every day and they love it. I feed them Ole Roy brand dog food from walmart. Its like $10 for a 20 pound bag or something. Then I thought, hell I should invent a dog food but for people. I could sell it in a 50 pound bag and each kibble would have everything a human needs to survive. Im not sure what it would be made out of , but it would be a mix of processed meats and vegetables. They have all kinds of different mixes for dogs, Like a special food for old dogs, a special food for small dogs, etc etc. Then it hit me! we give poor people billions of dollars worth of food stamps. it always pisses me off when I get behind poor people with food stamps at walmart because they always have like 3 shopping carts filled to the top. I still havent figured out why that is. AND THEY ARE FAT! so we are obviously feeding them too much. So instead of food stamps, each poor person will be given a 50 pound bag of my Human Kibble. If you are too poor to buy your own food, then you shouldnt be upset at eating human kibble. Plus it would be formulated to be nutritious and maybe these fat asses would lose some weight or be motivated to go get a job so they can afford cheeseburgers. I'm a fuckin genius