Cow Titties

So if I look out my office window I can see the small pasture that butts up to my parking lot. There are about 5 cows hangin out by the fence. One of them has TIG OLE BITTIES! They are pretty extreme cow titties. Anyway, I was sitting here thinking about cow titties and being thankful that humans dont have nipples like cows. Cow nipples look like big pink ding dongs. I can imagine slurpin on some bewbs would be just like givin a dude a bj. I think it would either ruin the bewb sucking experience or it might turn more guys onto giving the old knob slob.