So this morning I was chowing down on a super awesome lean cuisine deluxe personal pizza. Only 300 calories! You know that shit is delicious. Anyway, I guess I got a little excited about it, because its now almost lunchtime and I just went to take a piss and got really scared when i pulled my monster schlong out and it had red stuff all over it. Almost fainted and was upset until I realized somehow I got pizza sauce on my vag master. I have no idea how I did it but I thought you guys might be amused by it. Ive got Pizza dick.
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