Banana Gobblers

So i go out to this club friday night and get crazy wasted. I was hitting on this super cute black girl, but before I got a chance to really snuggle up and buy her a drink I got totally snaked by some frat dood. go figure. Anyway, so halfway through the night they have some kind of crazy contest where all these dewds get up on stage, peel a banana and hold it near their crotch like its their boner. then all these girls line up, put their hnads behind their backs and see who can eat the banana the fastest. it was pretty dope , some chubby asian girl won. I mean go figure, who woulda thought the fat girl could gobble the banana the fastest. I think from now on, Im gonna use the term Banana Gobbler as derogatory term for a dirty whore.